Mojo has flatlined.
Quick, charge up the defribillator to 2 peaceful nights of Shoelace staying with his uncle in Spain.
Increase the charge to 4 nights without Shoelace worries.
Right, take it all the way up to 6 nights.
Oh doctor, are you sure? Think of the side effects.
Just do it. We’ve got no choice if we are ever going to get Mojo back.
Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep.
Mojo is alive!
But still very weak. We shall have to take great care over the next few weeks.
I prescribe one bowl of oats to be taken every morning.
Increase water therapy to a minimum of 2kms swimming weekly.
Book a therapeutic weekend away with Fat Fella in a beautiful 14th century inn. This must include bracing walks, breath-taking scenery, delicious dinners and a substantial amount of good wine. Maybe a bit of shopping.
We’ll have Mojo back to full strength in no time.